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santa:Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize milea.. .
Banta: Yaar tenu te dance nahi c Aanda..?? .
Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te Mirgi da daura pai gaya c...
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25 Jan 2011
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Santa: Dr. saab mujhe chot lag gayi he
Dr: Bahut gehri chot hai, taanke lagenge, 1000 Rs lagenge
Santa: Bhutni dea, taanke laune ne, kadayi ni karni
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25 Jan 2011
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Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!
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25 Jan 2011
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1 Var Ymraj Miss Pooja Nu lain aya.
Miss Puja Kehndi Main ni Aauna,
Yamraj Kehnda Kyo?
Miss Pooja Kehndi Ve Main ni Aauna je na aya lain SAFARI te......
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25 Jan 2011
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History teacher asked Santa:
Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
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25 Jan 2011
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Santa prays daily for 2 hr,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade. After 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appeared & said,”Khote de putar 1 vari ticket to le ley”
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25 Jan 2011
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Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
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25 Jan 2011
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Patni- Pati Naal Bazar Jande Hoye Ajj Ta Tusi Bilkul Madari Lag Rahe Ho
Pati Boleya: Jehde Naal Tere Vargi Bandri Ja Rahi Hove Oh Madari Nai Ta DC Laggu.
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25 Jan 2011
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Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kade Mere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si, Banta: Kehri Film Si…? Santa: Mere Viah Di Movie.
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25 Jan 2011
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Ik bacha paida honde hee nurse nu boalya - bara hanera kita hoya hai ?
Nurse - Light nahi hegi na.
Bacha - Oh
pher eh janam vi punjab ch ho gaya..
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25 Jan 2011
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