thanks.. oh mainu tan kuch bura ni lggda.. main tan khud v kyi war suna dindi han.. ya sunn laindi han.. i thnk k j sade krke v koi hass skda tan es ton vddi khushi wali koi gall ni.. par kyi war koi insaan kise hor angel ton suna reha hunda..

n rhi gall ethe tan i did not mind.. but hor koi mind kre ,, is ton pehlan main gaurav ji nu remind krwaya c.. coz i thought may b did not go through the rules.. thanks amrinder... tc

you are welcome..!! :)

meri dua hai k tusi zindgi 'ch

utte utte he utte chrde jao.....

Mount Everest ton v uppar.......

te tuhanu dekh k Rabb v kahe,,,,,,,,,,

HANJI!!!!

Kidhar nu muh chukya !!!!

Santa di 2 crore di lotery nikli,,,

Lottery wale-- tax katt k 1 crore 75 lakh miluga ji..

Santa-ah gall galat aa, mainu tan poore 2 crore dyo, nhi tan mere 100 rs. wapis kro..

माँ: बेटा आज तुमने स्कूल में कोई शरारत तो नहीं की?
पप्पू: नहीं मम्मी! आज तो मैं स्कूल में चुपचाप मुर्गा बना रहा!

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."

Kudi waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Kudi waley: Sharaab?
Munda : Haan
Kudi waley: Drugs?
Munda : Haan
Kudiwaley : Jua?
Munda: Haan
Kudi waley: Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive bhi hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+.

Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.
Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swaal si?
Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai?

good ones bebe's yank!!! keep on posting..