Kisi Kabristaan me ek Aurat ek Kabr ke baaju me baithi huie thi..

Musaafir:-''..Darr nahi lagta kya''??

Aurat:- ''Isme darne ki kya baat hai?.. Andar Garmee lag rahi thi so, Bahar aake baith gayee''..!!

Teacher:
Kis Ne Chand Par Pehla Qadam Rakha Tha?

Pappu:
Neil Armstrong Ne!!

Teacher:
Aur Doosra?

Pappu:
Kamaal Karti Ho Miss App Bhi ..

Woh Langra Thori Tha..

Doosra Qadam Bhi Usi Ne Rakha Tha!! xP

santa dukandar se: lalaji, ek litre aata dena.
Lala: aata litre me nahi kilo me milte hai,tum dubara maango.
Santa: achha lalaji ek kilo aata dena is bottle me.!
Lala: aise nahi mangtey,tum dukandar bano aur mai aata kharidta hun..
Santa: ok...
Lala: ek kilo aata dena
Santa: bottle laye ho..???

Santa gurdware ja k: "Baba ji ajj meri lottery kadhwa deo"

oh baahar aya taan usda purse kise ne lottery smet kadh leya

oh dubara gurdware ch gya te boleya:-

"baba ji pehla puri gall samajh leya karo te fer action leya karo"

Baap and Beta............

Baap : beta shadi ke din sasural walay
ghadi dein to tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein to tu car mang lena,
dukan dien to tu ghar...........

beta: dady larki dein to uski maa mang lun ?

3 Kaale Friends Kathe Kite Ja Rahe Si
Raste Ch Ohna Nu Ik Pari Mili
Os Pari Ne Teena Di Dungi Yaari Nu Dekh Ke
1-1 Vardan Mangan Nu Keha
1st Dost: Mainu Dudh Jeha Gora Bana Do.
2nd Dost: Mainu Vi Ohna Hi Gora Bana Do.
Oh Dove Gore Ho Gaye…
3rd Dost: Hee Hee… Hee Hee… Heeeeeeeee Heeeeeeee…
Ehna Saaleyan Nu Fer Kala Bana De
Teeno Fer Kaale Ho Gaye

Moral: Friends Kameene Hi Rehte Hain.

Ikk Bohta Kale Rang Da Master Ik Jattan De Jawak Nu Bolya, Main Kal Eh Padhaya Si Ke,
Sadda Shareer Kis-Kis Cheez Naal Banya Hunda Hai?
Chal Hun Tu Dass?

Jawak: Ik Pani Ton, Ik Hawa Ton, Te Ik….

Jawak Master Nu Ik Maar Dekhan Lag Gya,

Master: Te Hor Kis Cheez Naal???

Jawak: Ik Tarkol Naal… :D

She: Hi Baby

Him: Hi My lovely .. / / (Sending failed)

She: Are u here?

Him: Yes Yes I'm here / / (sending failed)...

She: Are u ignoring me or what!!!

Him: Honey I'm not... I'm right here... / / (Sending failed)

She: It s over; don't u ever talk to me again!

Him : Damn ! Go to hell @> (Message sent)

Teacher to Chintu- where were you born??

Chintu- Thiruvanantpuram.

Teacher- ok.. spell it..

Chintu-(after thinking)- I think I was born in Goa..

santa apni sasural gia.... sasural valon ne lagatar 6 din saag bha kar khilaya...

7ven din sasur ne pucha ..

Beta kya khao ge.....

santa: sasur g.... tuci mainu khet vikha dio .. main aap hi kha aavan ga...