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sukhpal singh
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Customer: eh bakra kine da hai? Shopkeeper: 500 da. Custmr: ena sasta? Shopkeeper: paji eh China da aa. Koi guarantee nahi te.. Koi ptani.. Ghar pahuch ke bhokan e lag jave!

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17 Oct 2013

sukhpal singh
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T-Series Presents Mashoor Gayak: Pappu Suppliyan Wala pesh karde ne … Students de dardan nu byaan kardi album “DARD DEGREE DE” Tracklist: 1. Naukari 1500 wali 2. College ch koi vi kudi na (Sad Song) 3. Chalo Chaliye canteen mittro 4. Saanu mann St

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17 Oct 2013

ਬਿੱਟੂ ਕਲਾਸਿਕ  .
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ਇੱਕ British ਨੇ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਸਿਖ ਆਦਮੀ ਨੂੰ ਕਿਹਾ;'
ਭਾਰਤ ਦੇ ਝੰਡੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਹਰਾ ਰੰਗ ਮੁਸਲਮਾਨਾ ਦਾ,
ਚਿੱਟਾ ਰੰਗ ਈਸਾਈਆ ਦਾ,
ਕੇਸਰੀ ਰੰਗ ਹਿੰਦੂਆ ਦਾ,
ਤੇ ਫਿਰ ਤੁਹਾਡਾ ਕੀ?
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਸਿਖ ; ਨਾ ਡਾਂਗ ਤੇਰੇ ਬੁੜੇ ਦੀ ਆ ...............

19 Nov 2013

Gurpreet Singh
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Yamraj
Yamraj asked to 3 ladies:- “Kabhi kiss kiya hai ??

1st lady: Shadi se pehle.
Yamraj: Nark me jaao.

2nd lady: Shadi ke baad.
Yamraj: Swarg me jaao.

3rd lady: Kabhi nahi kiya.
Yamraj: Kone me aao. :*:
09 Dec 2013

Gurpreet Singh
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Heart touching must read-

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSES for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSES bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho.

While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSES FREE mein de deta hoon. So, he gave 34 instead of 24.

Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyoon hua..!
09 Dec 2013

Gurpreet Singh
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Tadke Tadke akh khuli….
ik hanju naina chu dul geya main
rabb kalo pucheya ki ho eya.
oh kehanda jinu to sarri umar yaad kita….
oh kado da tenu bhul geya..,,,, Longodevia
10 Dec 2013

Gurpreet Singh
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Main apni Marriage da ik card bnayi firda ha…..Gurpreet Longodevia likh k khali tha payi firda ha…..
bus wait kri java, mera vyah kad tai(fix) hunda…
Koi ta mann jayo ni, metho hor ni SINGLE reh hunda
10 Dec 2013

Gurpreet Singh
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Main keha jaanu ki kardi aa ?
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Kehndi marjaniya tera hi siyaapa kardi aa , saver
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bhukhi bethi aa....
10 Dec 2013

Gurpreet Singh
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Girl Apne Bofriend Se : Main MAA banne wali hoon..
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Boy : Nahiiiiiiiiiiii ..
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Girl : Abe dhakkan..
Pura to sun le..
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Tere BAAP ne mujhe propose kiya hai..
Main teri MAA banne waali hoon.
10 Dec 2013

sukhpal singh
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Gullu- kal meri shaadi hai aur ladki walon ne kam log bulaye hai.

 

pappu- to isme problem kya hai?

 

Gullu- pata nahi papa mujhe le jayenge ya nahi.

03 Jan 2014

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