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gursaab singh
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teacher 2 student: beta answer sheet par sbse pehle kya likhna chahiye...

student: yahi k is sheet par likhe gye answer kalpanik hai jinka kisi b book se koi sambandh nahi hai................

17 Nov 2009

Jassi Sangha
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ikk bus driver ne seat de pichhe likhya hoya c..

" agar WAHGURU ne chahya tan manzil tak pahuncha dunga,

agar chuki nazar to maa kasam, waheguru se he mila dunga..

21 Nov 2009

Jassi Sangha
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ik war ik bnda ndi ch gir janda ae.. oh rabb nu ardaas krda aa--rabbe mainu bcha la, main tainu chawl(rice) chrawanga..

rabb ne usnu bahar kadh ditta..

bahr nikl k edhar udhar jehe dekh k ehnda --- lai kehre chaul????????????

rabb ohnu fer ndi ch sutt dinda ae..

bnda pta ki kehnda--" oh main tan eh puchhda c k kehre chaul?? mithe k loon wale!!"

21 Nov 2009

Jassi Sangha
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husband n wife were fighting...

hubby said,"tu sali kutti"

wife said,"tu sala kutta"

their kid was near.. he said,"hehehehehe,,main sala katoora"

21 Nov 2009

Amrinder Singh
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happy24happy22

21 Nov 2009

Jassi Sangha
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a student attended bio practical exam.

examiner--birds ki tangein(legs) dekh k iska naam btao...

student-- i do not know..

examinr--u fail.. what s ur name????

student--see my legs n tell my name...

21 Nov 2009

Navkiran Kaur Brar
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mithe k loon wale!!

 

hahahahhaha

22 Nov 2009

Jassi Sangha
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a girl came late to class.

professor-- y r u late??

girl--sir, ek ldka mera pechha kr reha tha..

prof-- to late kaise ho gye??

gal-- sir ldka bht slow chl rha tha..

hehehehe

22 Nov 2009

Jassi Sangha
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ek newspaper mei chhpa k 50% ldke bewkoof hote hain..

is par ldkon ne khoob halla kia aur chhapwaya...

"50% ldke bewkoof nhi hote"'

boys do not mind han... hehehe

22 Nov 2009

gursaab singh
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เจจเจพเจธเจพ เจจเฉ‡ เฉฉ เจชเฉฐเจœเจพเจฌเฉ€เจ† เจจเฉ‚ เจšเฉฐเจจ เจคเฉ‡ เจญเฉ‡เจœเจฟเจ†.......
เจฐเจพเจ•เจŸ เจพเฉฑเจงเฉ‡ เจฐเจธเจคเฉ‡ เจšเฉ‹ เจตเจพเจชเจฟเจธ เจฒเฉ‡ เจ†เจ.. เจชเฉเจ›เจฃ เจคเฉ‡ เจชเฉฐเจœเจพเจฌเฉ€ เจ•เจนเจฟเฉฐเจฆเฉ‡,  "เจพเจœ เจคเจพ เจ•เฉฐเจœเจฐเฉ‹ เจฎเฉฑเจธเจฟเจ† เจนเฉˆ, เจšเฉฐเจจ เจคเจพ เจนเฉ‹เจฃเจพ เจˆ เจจเฉ€".........

22 Nov 2009

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