Story: Once a boy was smoking at airport.

Girl asked: Ek din me kitni cigarette peete ho?

Boy: Bachpan se roj 4.

Girl: Agar ab tak zindagi mein cigarette pe kharch kiye hue paise bachaate to saamne khadi hui BMW car tumhaari hoti.

Boy: Aap cigarette peeti hai?

Girl: No.

Boy: To kya wo car aapki hai?

Girl: No.

Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai.

MORAL: Zyaada lecture dene se beizzti bhi ho sakti hai.