WIFE : AJI SUNDE O, NAMAK KHATAM HO GYA A

SANTA: PHER MAIN KI KRAN

WIFE: DAL VICH KI PAVAN PHER HUN

SANTA: O PAGAL, THODI COLGATE ACTIVE SALT PADE OHDE VICH NAMAK HUNDA A

SANTA VIDESH TON APNI MANGETAR LAYEE PERFUEM DI BOTTLE LE KE AAYE TE OHNU DE DIITI

KURI NE KADE V PERFUEM NAI VEKHYA C OHNE THODA JEHA PERFUEM HATHELI TE CHHIDAK KE CHATT LIYA

SANTE NE KURI DE PEO NU KEHA: VEKHO MAIN PERFUEM DI SHISHI LE KE AAYA TE EHNE OS NU CHATT LIYA

KURI DE PEO NE KURI NU KEHA: TENNU AKAL NAI A K, AVEN HI CHATT KRGI ROTI TE RAKH KE KHA LAINA C

SNATE APNE EK FRND NU VIAH BARE DAS REHA C.

KEHNDA

JE KOI JALDBAJI CH VIAH KRVA LAVE TAN OHDE NALKAI VRAI BHUT MAADI HUNDI A

PAR JE KOI SOCH SAMAJH KE VIAH KARVAYE TAN KUTTE KHANI TAN OHDE NAL V PURI HUNDI A

EK TEACHER KI POSTING EK AADIVASHI ILAKE MAIN HUYEE

TEACHER VAHAN GAYA OR BACHO SE PUCHA : BACHO PEHLE VALE TEACHER KAISE THE

BACHE : G BHUT TASTY THE

PREETO: G TUCI MAINU KINNA PIYAR KARDE O

SANTA : BHUT JYADA

PREETO : KI TUCI MERE MARN TO BAAD MERI YAAD CH TAJMAHAL BANVAO GE

SANTA: BILKUL YAR, MAIN TAN PLOT V LE LIYA A TERE VALLON HI DERI A

KARVA CHOTH KI SAVER WIFE UTH KE POOJA KARN LAGGI

HUSBAND : O SAVERE SAVERE KI ROLA PAYA HOYA A

WIFE: SUTTA REH CHUP CHAP KANJRA, TERA HI TAN SYAPA KRDI PAYEEN HAN

SANTA TEACH A LESSON TO HIS SON

LIFE IS LIKE A DOG LIFE: 

SCHOOL LIFE : PALTTU KUTTA

COLLEGE LIFE : AVARA KUTTA

SERVICE LIFE : KHUJLI WALA KUTTA

MARRIED LIFE: WAFADAR KUTTA

OLD AGE : PEHREDAR KUTTA

WIFE SHOPING TO AAYEE TE HUSBAND NE DARVAJA KHOLIYA

WIFE: EH DABBA FAD LO JRA

HUSBAND: EHDE VICH JRUR MERE KHAN DI CHIZ HONEE A

WIFE: HAN G, MERE SANDLE NE

PANDIT : AAP KE HAVAN MAIN KALI MATA KO KHUSH KRNE KE LIYE 1 DARU KI BOTAL, 1 BAKRA OR 5000 RS. LAGENGE.

SANTA: O HARAMKHOR, MAIN MAIN HAWAN KRVANA A KALI MATA NU PARTY NI DENI