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ਮੁੰਡਿਆ ਨੂੰ ਸੰਗਤ ਖਰਾਬ ਮਾਰਦੀ,
ਫਿਰ ਬਚ ਜਾਣ ਤੇ ਸ਼ਰਾਬ ਮਾਰਦੀ,
ਫਿਰ ਬਚ ਜਾਣ ਤੇ ਜਵਾਨੀ ਮਾਰਦੀ,
ਫਿਰ ਵੀ ਬਚ ਜਾਣ ਤਾ 'ਕੁੜੀ ਬੇਗਾਨੀ ਮਾਰਦੀ
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07 Jan 2011
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Conductor: Kithe jana a.
Bhaiya: Anandpur
Conductor bhaiye nu thaped marke kehnda:
Anandpur Sahib nahi keha janda...
Conductor to second bhaiya: Tu kithe jana a?
Bhaiya darda darda bolya: Ji main Ropar Sahib jana a...
Conductor bhaiye nu thaped marke: na othe tere peo ne shahidi payi c???
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08 Jan 2011
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Ik munda, sadak te tureya janda si te ik amli cycle te chadiaya janda,
Oh amli, munde vich vaj janda te doven buri taran dig jande a.
Jadon doven uth painde a ,te amli munde nu kehnda,
"O kuj nehi hoya, mari moti raggarr aye hai...jah jake parsad churrah, te Gurdwaare jake matha teki tera bachaa ho gia."
Mundey nu bada gussa charda, te kehnda, "Keda bachaa ho gia, saliyaa nale tan mere sattan maar tiyan te nalle kehnda bachaa ho giya."
Amli kehnda, "oye meri gal mann tera bachaa ho giya tere vich mein cycle maar dhitta."
Munda kehnda, "oh kyon."
Oh kamleyaa, Pichon ta mein Truck chalaounda ayaan, cycle ta mein ithon hi chukeya!!!!"
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08 Jan 2011
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Aamir says in FANAA :-:-:-- Phool hu gulab ka chameli ka mat samjhna, aashiq hoon aapka, apni saheli ka mat samjhna. . . .
But a punjabi boy Says:-- Phull tan phull hai, j gulab nahi tan chameli hi sahi, aashiq tan c tuhade, par j tusi nahi tan tuhadi saheli hi sahi.!.!.!.
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08 Jan 2011
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SANTA: 1 OVER H KINNE BALL SUTTE JANDE NE..
BANTA : 6
SANTA : GALAT JWAB, 1 HI BALL 6 VARI SUTTIA JANDA A.. VAKHARI SOCH RAKHO BANTIA...
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10 Jan 2011
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LADKI NE KIYA LADKI KO TOUCH
LADKI NE KIYA LADKI KO TOUCH
LADKI NE KIYA LADKI KO TOUCH
DONT IMAGINE ..READ FULL
LADKI NE KIYA LADKI KO TOUCH
LADKI NE KIYA LADKI KO TOUCH
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ASLI MASALE SACH SACH.. MDH MDH
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11 Jan 2011
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POTA: DADI AAP NE KON KON SA MULK GHUMA AE....
DADI: HINDUSTAN, PAKISTAN, AFGANISTAN.,
POTA: OR AB KON SA DEKHO GI..
DADA BOLA: KABIRSTAN
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11 Jan 2011
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BANTA CHURCH GYA.... ODON HI AAVAJ AAYEE..
TANNNNNNN
NAL HI LIGHT CHALI GAYEE..
BANTA DARR KE CHIKAN LAG PIA...
BHAJO SALEO... UNDERTAKER AA GIA...
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11 Jan 2011
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TEACHER SANTE DE MUNDE NU: TERE DADDY KI KRDE NE ...
SANTE DA MUNDA: G OH KFCB DE MALIK NE...
TEACHER: NICE .. PAR EH KFCB DA KI MATLAB A
SANTE DA MUNDA: KAKA FRUIT CHAT BHANDAR
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11 Jan 2011
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BAHU : MAJI WO ABHI TAK NAHI AAYE, KHIN DUSRI TO NAHI DHUND LI
MAA: ARRI KALMUHI, HAMESHA ULTA KION SOCHTI H... HO SKTA A KISI TRUCK KE NICHE AA GYA HO...
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11 Jan 2011
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