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santa:Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize milea.. .


Banta: Yaar tenu te dance nahi c Aanda..?? .


Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te Mirgi da daura pai gaya c...

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Santa: Dr. saab mujhe chot lag gayi he


Dr: Bahut gehri chot hai, taanke lagenge, 1000 Rs lagenge


Santa: Bhutni dea, taanke laune ne, kadayi ni karni

25 Jan 2011

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Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.


Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

 

Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

25 Jan 2011

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1 Var Ymraj Miss Pooja Nu lain aya.

 

Miss Puja Kehndi Main ni Aauna,

 

Yamraj Kehnda Kyo?

 

Miss Pooja Kehndi Ve Main ni Aauna je na aya lain SAFARI te......

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History teacher asked Santa:


Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.


Santa: Adidas

25 Jan 2011

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Santa prays daily for 2 hr,

 

“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade.
After 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khote de putar 1 vari ticket to le ley”

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Santa: Tere result da ki banya?


Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?


Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

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Patni- Pati Naal Bazar Jande Hoye Ajj Ta Tusi Bilkul Madari Lag Rahe Ho


Pati Boleya: Jehde Naal Tere Vargi Bandri Ja Rahi Hove Oh Madari Nai Ta DC Laggu.

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Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kade
Mere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si,
Banta: Kehri Film Si…?
Santa: Mere Viah Di Movie.

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Ik bacha paida honde hee nurse nu boalya - bara hanera kita hoya hai ?


Nurse - Light nahi hegi na.


Bacha - Oh


pher eh janam vi punjab ch ho gaya..

25 Jan 2011

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