Santa apne Dost nu kehnda : Oye rati mere supne ch mere dada g

                                              aaye c

Dost : Oh ki kehnde.

Santa: Oh kehnde, putt dil khol ke paap karo, narak ch bilkul v jagah  

           nai a, aci aap diwaran te baiten han.

santa zoo da watchman si.

zoo officer- santa g tussi sher da darwaza lock nahi keeta? 

santa - ooh chaddo malko ehnu kinne chori karna hai? 

ha ha ha ............................................

santa ikk vaar jungle ch ja reha si uss ne ped te ikk sup latkda dekheya 

santa uss nu kehda sirf latkan naal height nahi vadnee mummu nu keh complain pilaye.........................

Santa ke bete ka accident ho gya

Doctor: Aap ke bete ki done legs katni padegi

Santa ne apne sir pakad liya

Doctor: Uski jindgi bachane ke liye ye jaruri h

Santa:  O koi gl nai g, par kal kanjar navi chapallan le ke aaya c, ek din hor ruk janda.

Dhoni is 29 years old a Sakshi is 21 yrs

bt still dhoni says we r school frnds

STUPID

10th class main 1st satndard ki ladki pe line marta tha

Salesman: Sir, Cockroch ke liye powder loge kya

Santa: Nahi yar hum cockroach ko itna laad pyaar nahi karte. aaj powder denge kal DEO mangege

EK AMLI kise nu puchda : Bai socho Captain Shab te Badal g Doven ek pani

                                    wale jhaj ch baite ne te odo hi tufan aa jave te

                                    doven duban lage ne te kon bache ga

Banda: Amliya, Badal de chance jyada ne, bai

ohdi sarkar ae.

Amli: Na

Banda : pher tu hi das de

Amli : Je doven dubn lage ne tan PUNJAB bachega

Tution teacher to a student: Oye Ullua tu ajj home work nai kita

Student: Mater g, tamij nal gal karo , Customer nal even gal ni karni chahidi

22 g aa akhri valla ta bala hi kaim aa..........

Thnks Gurinder 22 g

Santa got ajob in Airtel Call Centre

A Customer call and says: "Hello Sir, My Airtel sim is blocked, wht can i do"

Santa: Don't take tension, remove Airtel sim and put the Relience.