NETA G GHAR GHAR JA KE PARCHAR KAR RAHE C

EK GHAR AGGE EK MNDA MAJH CHO REHA C

NETA G GAYE TE MUNDE NAL GAL KARN LAG PAYE

ANDRO MUNDE DE PEO NE AVAJ MARI : PUT KAON A

MUNDA KEHNDA : G, NETA G AAYE NE

PEO KEHNDA : PUT ANDAR AAJA TE MAJH NU V ANDAR LE AA

EK NETA G EK GHAR AGGE KHADE HO GAYE ANDRO EK BUDI AAYEE TE NETA G AAPNA BHASHAN OSNU DEN LAG PAYE

BUDI ADHE GAHNTE TAK CHUP CHAP GHARI RAI

NETA G NE KEHA : MATA G TUHADA BAHUT BAHUT DHANWAD JO TUCI MERE PURE VICHAR SUNE

ANDRO EK BANDA AAYA TE KEHNDA : NETA G, MATA G SUN NAI SAKDE

Banta - Saddi teacher kehdi je manjj da taza dudh piyo ta dimag wadhda hai

Santa - oye je ehh gall si ta apna katta I.A.S. lageya hona si....................

Santa Ik Din Kothe Utte Khadeya Si Te Sochda-Sochda Boleya,
“Yaar Bachpan Vich Main 10vi Manzil Ton Kud Geya Si”.
Banta: Fer Bach Geya Si Jaa Mar Gaya Si,
Santa: Pata Nahi Yaar Badi Purani Gall Hai.

Ikk Murgi Bazaar Vich Gayi te Kehn Lagi, Ik Anda De Devo.
Shopkeeper: Ande Da Tu Ki Karna Hai?
Murgi: Mere Pati Ne Keha Hai Ke,
RS. 2/- Pichhe Tu Apna Figure Kharab Na Kari.

Ik Banda Lambi Jehi Telescope Naal Asmaan Nu Dekh Reha Si,
Ik Bihari Dhyan Naal Usnu Dekh Reha Si,
Jaldi Ik Tara Tuteya,
Bahiya ne roula pa lea, Wah Babu Ji, Kaa Nishana Lagaye Ho.

LADKI WALE: G AAP KA LADKA DIKHNE MAIN KAISA H

LADKE KA BAAP: G BILKUL FILM KE HERO JAISA

LADKI WALE : KON SI FILM KA

LADKE KA BAAP: G PAA FILM KA

LADKI WALE: G AAP KA LADKA DIKHNE MAIN KAISA H

LADKE KA BAAP: G BILKUL FILM KE HERO JAISA

LADKI WALE : KON SI FILM KA

LADKE KA BAAP: G PAA FILM KA

SANTE NE BUS CH KUDI CHEDTI

KUDI NE KEHA TERE GHAR MAA BHAIN NAI A KE

SANTA KEHNDA PTA NAI G, MAIN APP MAHINE BAAD GHAR CHALYA HAN