Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota
Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota
Agar Dhirubhai Ambani nahin hota
To har gadhe ke paas mobile nahin hota…

ikk vaar santa raat cycle te jaa reha si 

oss ne cycle kabirtan vaad lea 

jaddo ohh kabristan paar kar paseena poojhde hoye boleya 

yaar patta nahi kehra road si enne speed breaker oye hoye toba toba

girl to her b'frnd: ajj mera b'dy ki khuao ge

B/frnd: mere kol restaurent layee paise nah

kuri kehndi: piyar nal jithe le ke jao ge othe hi khan langee

munda: chal pher jaldi aaja

kuri: kithe jana a

: munda : GURDAWARE

Ik vari bohot sare lok CM Sahib di kothi samne ikathe ho ke nahre maran lagge: "CM Sahib Zindabad, CM Sahib Zindabad"

Deputy CM: CM Sahib, assi ehna lokan nu na bijli diti na pani dita, fir v eh lok sanu zindabad zindabad kiyon keh rahe ne.

CM: Oye putt, eh oh lok ne jehde inverters te generators supply karde ne.

Punjabi Boy: I love u sohniye.

Punjabi Girl: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara.

Punjabi Boy: Veer tera university da topper a.

Sante ne Solay Film ki remake main kam kiya

Gabbar to santa : ye hath mujhe de de thakur

Thakur (Santa): Le Le gabber mere hath lele, Kaliye de hath v lele, Basanti de hath v lele, Jai-Veeru de hath v lele. Te saliya Shera wali Mata Banja sariyan de hath le ke

santa : eh dharti meri maa h

banta : pher smjha apne maa nu , sara din suraj de dwale chakar laundi rehndi a te o tera mama chan - teri maa de dwale gediyan mari janda a

Gollu ki tange nilli ho gayee wo dr ke pass gaya

dr ne chk up kiya or kha infected poision a tange kattni padengi

dr ne taange kaat ka nakli tange laga di

dusre din wo bhi nili pad gayee

gollu dr ke pass gaya

dr ne chk up kiya or kaha : ab smjh main aaya, tumhari jeans ki paint rang chhoti h

Santa ki hip par chot lag gayee

dr ne kha tanke lagane padenge

tanke lagane ke bad santa ne bill dekha Rs. 3000

Santa to Dr.: Salliya tu tanke lagaye ne ke meri hip te kashmiri kadhai karti

Sunil you are wow....

ha ha ha !!!