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TEACHER TO STUDENT : SAB SE TEJ KEHRA PANCHHI URDA A
STU: HATHI
TEACHER : HARAMJADIYA, TERA PEO UDAUNDA A. KI KM KRDA A TERA PEO
STU: G OH DON DAUD DE SHARP SUTTAR NE
TEACHER: WAH PUTTAR G, BILKUL SAHI JWAB A
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30 Sep 2010
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do janania busstop te khalo ke larh rahia hundia ,
pehli kehndi -je main chaped mari ta tu ghumdi ghumdi bambay pahuch jana,
doosri kehndi- je main chaped mari ta tu ghumdi ghumdi america pahunch jana,
ohna de kol ik baba khada hunda oh kehnda bibi mari jehi ungle mere v layi main nal de pind hi jana hai...........
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30 Sep 2010
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ADHI RAAT NU EK SHARABI NU POLICE WALIYA NE FADIYA
POLICE: KITHE CHALYAN OYE
SHARABI: G MAIN SHARAB PEEN NAL HON VALE NUKSAANAN BARE SATSANG SUN-AN CHALYA HAN
POLICE: ENI RAAT NU KINNE STSANG KRNA A
SHARABI: G MERI WIFE NE
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04 Oct 2010
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SANTA'S SPEECH TO HIS WORKERS IN ENGLISH:
DO DO, DO NOT, DO NOT, EAT UR HUSBAND AND LIE IN OVEN. WHAT MY GOES, YOUR GOES , YOURS FATHER'S GOES
IN PUNJABI :
KRNA H KRO, NAI KRNA NA KARO. KHASMA NU KHAO TE CHULE VICH PAO. MERA KI JANDA A JO JANDA A TUHADA JANDA A TUHADE PEO DA JANDA A
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04 Oct 2010
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WIFE : AJI SUNDE O, NAMAK KHATAM HO GYA A
SANTA: PHER MAIN KI KRAN
WIFE: DAL VICH KI PAVAN PHER HUN
SANTA: O PAGAL, THODI COLGATE ACTIVE SALT PADE OHDE VICH NAMAK HUNDA A
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11 Oct 2010
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SANTA VIDESH TON APNI MANGETAR LAYEE PERFUEM DI BOTTLE LE KE AAYE TE OHNU DE DIITI
KURI NE KADE V PERFUEM NAI VEKHYA C OHNE THODA JEHA PERFUEM HATHELI TE CHHIDAK KE CHATT LIYA
SANTE NE KURI DE PEO NU KEHA: VEKHO MAIN PERFUEM DI SHISHI LE KE AAYA TE EHNE OS NU CHATT LIYA
KURI DE PEO NE KURI NU KEHA: TENNU AKAL NAI A K, AVEN HI CHATT KRGI ROTI TE RAKH KE KHA LAINA C
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11 Oct 2010
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SNATE APNE EK FRND NU VIAH BARE DAS REHA C.
KEHNDA
JE KOI JALDBAJI CH VIAH KRVA LAVE TAN OHDE NALKAI VRAI BHUT MAADI HUNDI A
PAR JE KOI SOCH SAMAJH KE VIAH KARVAYE TAN KUTTE KHANI TAN OHDE NAL V PURI HUNDI A
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11 Oct 2010
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EK TEACHER KI POSTING EK AADIVASHI ILAKE MAIN HUYEE
TEACHER VAHAN GAYA OR BACHO SE PUCHA : BACHO PEHLE VALE TEACHER KAISE THE
BACHE : G BHUT TASTY THE
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11 Oct 2010
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PREETO: G TUCI MAINU KINNA PIYAR KARDE O
SANTA : BHUT JYADA
PREETO : KI TUCI MERE MARN TO BAAD MERI YAAD CH TAJMAHAL BANVAO GE
SANTA: BILKUL YAR, MAIN TAN PLOT V LE LIYA A TERE VALLON HI DERI A
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11 Oct 2010
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KARVA CHOTH KI SAVER WIFE UTH KE POOJA KARN LAGGI
HUSBAND : O SAVERE SAVERE KI ROLA PAYA HOYA A
WIFE: SUTTA REH CHUP CHAP KANJRA, TERA HI TAN SYAPA KRDI PAYEEN HAN
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12 Oct 2010
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