SANTA TO BNTA:  1 RS. VICH 3 AMROOD LE AAYA

BANTA : O KIVEN

SANTA: EK OHNE 1 RS. VICH DITA, 1 MAIN LE KE BHAJA GYA TE 1 OHNE MAINU PICHHON MARYA

santa: bante main apni wife to bauth dukhi haa,

roj mere to 500 rupe mang lendi hai.

banta: roz paisya da ki kardi hai?

santa : mainu ki pata main kehra denda haa.

wife takes seriously ill husbnd 2 dr.

dr. says 2 wife give him healthy brkfast daily,

b pleasant nd in gud mood,

cook tasty dinner nd don't discuss ur problemz wid him

stop watchin tv serial

dont demnd new cloths.

if u cn do dis 4 one year ur hsbnd will b ok.

on way home,husb asks wife wt did dr. say ?

wyf- dr. ne ta jawaab de ditta ji.

SANTA NE EK KURI KO CHERA :  KI HAL NE SOHNIYE

KURI : TERI BEHAN  VARGA A

SANTA :PATA NAHI O KIVEN A MAIN AAP HAFTE BAD GHAR CHALIYA HAN

SANTE NE PHER KURI NU CHEDIYA : KIDAN O SOHNIOOOOOOOO

KUDI: TERI BEHAN VARGI

SANTA: ACHA TENU V LOOSE MOTION LAGGE NE

SANTE DE MUNDE DE PAIR TE SATT VAJJ GI

DOCTOR OHDE PAIR TE STICHING KAR REHA C DOCTOR NE SOCHYA KI BACHA RON NA LAG PAYE OHNE OHDA DHIYAN HATAUN LAYEE KEHA

PUTTAR OH VEKH UTTE AASMAN CH CHHIDI URDI PAYEE A

SANTE DA MUNDA: O TUN TANKE LA DHIYAN NAL PAIR NA VADD DEVI, AAYA VADDA CHHIDI UDAUN WALA

boy to girl :  i love u baby

girl: oye tamij nal gall kar

boy : wahegur g da khalsa , waheguru g di fateh with respect i beg to say that i love u bibi g

TITANIC DOOB RAHA THA. EK ANGREJ NE JATT SE PUCHHA.

HEY JAMIN KITNA DUR H

JATT : 3 KM

ANGREJ NE PANI MAIN JUMP KIYA OR PUCHA : KON SA TARAF A

JATT : NICHE KI TARAF

girl sing a song: MERE YAAR NE GALI DE VICHO LANGNA NI KURIO RAH CHHAD DEO

SANTA:  SAALA YAAR NA HOYA TUHRI WALA TRALA HO GAYA

SANTE NE SAVERE SAVER HI APNA MUNDA KUTTIYA TE JABARDASTI SCHOOL BHEJIYA

RASTE CH BANTA MILIYA TE BACHE NU PUCHHDA : BETA SCHOOL CHALE O

SANTE DA MUNDA : NA DRESS PA KE TERE PEO DE VIAH TE CHALYA HAN