SANTA TEACH A LESSON TO HIS SON

LIFE IS LIKE A DOG LIFE: 

SCHOOL LIFE : PALTTU KUTTA

COLLEGE LIFE : AVARA KUTTA

SERVICE LIFE : KHUJLI WALA KUTTA

MARRIED LIFE: WAFADAR KUTTA

OLD AGE : PEHREDAR KUTTA

WIFE SHOPING TO AAYEE TE HUSBAND NE DARVAJA KHOLIYA

WIFE: EH DABBA FAD LO JRA

HUSBAND: EHDE VICH JRUR MERE KHAN DI CHIZ HONEE A

WIFE: HAN G, MERE SANDLE NE

PANDIT : AAP KE HAVAN MAIN KALI MATA KO KHUSH KRNE KE LIYE 1 DARU KI BOTAL, 1 BAKRA OR 5000 RS. LAGENGE.

SANTA: O HARAMKHOR, MAIN MAIN HAWAN KRVANA A KALI MATA NU PARTY NI DENI

BOY TO GIRL: TUN MERE SUPNIYA CH REHNI A, TUN MERE KHIYALAN CH REHNI A, TU MERE SAHAN CH REHNI A:

GIRL : CHUP KAR OYE, BAKWAS NA MAR, MAIN TA PATHANKOT KIRAYE TE REHNI AN

DO HIJDE EK SHADI KI BADHAI LAINE GAYE:

PEHLA: HAYE HAYE, MAIN TO 1100 LUNGI,

DUSRA: HAYE HAYE, MAIN TO 2100 LUNGI

SANTA PICHE SE BOLE: 2300 LELO US MAIN FM BHI A

"GIVE AN EXAMPLE AN ACTIVE TO PASSIVE VOICE" : SAID TEACHER TO STUDENT

STUDENT: "ACTIVE VOICE--- TERE MAST MAST DO NAIN MERE DIL KA LE GAYE CHAIN"

TEACHER : WHT IS THIS, OK MAKE IT PASSIVE

STUDENT : MERE DIL KA LE GAYE CHAIN TERE MAST MAST DO NAIN

BOY TO GYM COACH: I WANT TO IMPRESS THIS CUTE GIRL, WHICH MACHINE SHOULD I USE.

COACH: ATM MACHINE

MURGI KA EK BACHHA SHARAB KE DRUM MAIN GIR GAYA OR MST HO KE NIKLA

THODI AAGE EK BILLI SOYEE HUYEE THI

USE THAPPAD MAR KE BOLA: BILLO RANI KAHO TO ABHI JAAN DE DUN.....

BOY TO GIRL : HIII, TUM PAS HO GAYEE KITNE PERCENT NO. AAAYE HAIN

GIRL: 86%

BOY : SHARM KRO YAR, THODE NO. LE LETI, ITNE MAIN TO 2 LADKE PASS HO JATE