SANTA TO BANTA: CHAL RACE LAGATE HAIN JO JEETA USE HARNE WALA 1000 RS. DEGA

BANTA : THK A YAR PAR MUJHE RASTA NAI PTA

SANTA: KOI BAAT NAI YAR TUM MERE PICHE AANA BS

BANTA : THNKS YAR TUN MERA KINA KHYAL RAKHDA A

SANTA : HAYE O LOKO MAR GAYE OYE, BACHALO OYE, HAYE O MARTA, HAYE O RABBA, O BAAPUA , HAYE MERI BEBE , MAR GYA OYE

BANTA: KI GALL HOGI, CHILLA KIYON REHA HAIN

SANTA: OYE KIDI LAD GI OYE

How a punjabi lady calls her husband, for the 7 years AFTER MARRIAGE

1st year....A G

2nd year....O G

3rd year......SUNDE HO

4th year.....O BUNTY DE PAPA

5th year....MAIN KYA SUNYA NAHI

6th year..........KITHY MARGAYE

7th year............MARJANEYA AUNDA K MEIN AAWAN

ਇਕ ਹਿਸ਼ਾਬ ਦੀ ਅਧਿਆਪਕ ਨੇ ਸੰਤੇ  ਨੂ ਪੁਛਇਆ ਕੇ 
ਜੇ ਤੇਰੀਆ ਚਾਰ ਰੋਟੀਆ ਚੋ ਦੋ ਰਾਮ ਨੂ ਤੇ ਦੋ ਸ਼ਾਮ ਨੂ ਦੇ ਦਿਤੀਆ ਜਾਣ
ਤਾ ਤੇਰੇ ਕੋਲ ਕੀ ਬਚੇਗਾ
ਸੰਤਾ:-  ਸਬਜੀ

PATI : JAD MAIN SOHNE KAPDE PA KE SBJI LAIN JAVAN TAN MEHNGI MILDI A TE JADO MAILE KAPDE PA KE JAVAN TAN SASTI MILDI A

WIFE: KAL BINA KAPDIYAN TON CHALE JAYO, FREE MIL JAYE GI

TEACHER TO SANTA (EXAM HALL CH) : TUCI ENNE TENSE KION HO, TUCI KUJ BHUL GAYE O, ROLL NO.!  PEN ! , PENCIL ! YA KUJ HOR !

SANTA: CHUP KRJA, ETHE MAIN GALT SUBJECT DI PARCHI LE AYA TE TENNU PEN PENCIL DI AGG LAGGI A

TEACHER : TARE KDO TUTDE NE TE EH RESEARCH KIHNNE KITI C

STUDENT:

KOI MUTIYAR, PEHLAN KR KE PIYAR, VADE KAR KE HAJAR, JDO TORDI A SARE, ODON TUTDE NE TARE, ODON TUTDE NE TARE

TE RESEARCH KITI C NACHHATAR GILL G NE

SANTA: SIR HUM NE AISI CHIJ BANAI HAI JIS KI HELP SE DIWAR KE US PAR BHI DEKHA JA SKTA A

TEACHER: WOW, WELDONE MY SON, WHT IS NAME OF THAT

SANTA: G WINDOW

SANTA SAMPOO SIIR KE SATH KANDHO PAR BHI LAGGA RAHA THA

PARO : O G,  E KI KR RAHE O, KANDHE TE KION LGA RAHE O

SANTA : O PARO EH NAYA SHMAPOO A, HEAD & SHOULDER

SANTA JUICE KA GLASS LIYE BAITHA THA. BANTA AYA OR JHAT SE SARA JUICE PEE GAYA

SANTA:

MERI TO SAALI KISMAT HI KHARAB A, BETA FAIL HO GAYA, BIWI DOST KE SATH BHAG GAYEE NAL MAIN PANI NAHI GHAR MAIN LIGHT NAHI OR AB JUICE MAIN..................

ZEHAR DAL KR PEENE KO RAKHA THA USE TU PEE GYA