TEACHER : MAIN TERA KHOON KAR DIYAN GI ES DA FUTURE TENSE KI BANEGA

STUDENT : TUN JARUR JAIL JAYEN GI JADO VEKHO MARN MRAN VALIYAN GALLAN KARDI A

ladki ki shadi me uska purana borfrnd bhi aaya tha,

sabhi ne usse pucha kya aap he dulhe ho

boy:- nahi me to semi- final me out ho gaya tha final dekhne aya hu.

Pati ne puchha : Ajj kya banao gi

patni : jo aap kahen

Pati : Rajma Chawal Bana lo

Patni : nahi chawal thk nahi han is mousam main

Pati: Aaloo ke parothe banalo

Patni : Ab aaaloo kon layega

Pati: To kuj meeta ban lo

Patni : Nahi aaj meetha khane ko dil nai kr raha

Pati (gusse main) : Pher kya banao gi

Patni: Jo aap kahen

EK G/F NE APNE B/F KI AANKHO MAN DEKH KAR KAHA

JAANU MUJHE TUMHARI AANKHON MAIN SARI DUNIYA NAJAR AATI A

PICHE SE EK BUDHA BOLA: BETI HAMARI BAKRI NAHI MIL RAHI NAZAR AAYE TO BTA DENA

EK VARI EK HIJDA VOTE MANGN GAYA TE KEHNDA

MAIN VADA KARTI HUN KI AGAR HUM KAMYAB HUYE TO JAB BHI KISI GHAR MAIN LADKA HO GA SARKA MUFT MAIN NACHEGI

sir:- samunder me nimbu ka ped ho to tum kaisetodoge?

santa:-chidiya bankar

sir:- aadmi ko chidiya tera baap banayega?

santa:- samunder me ped tera baap lagayega.

G/F to B/F : agar mujh se shadi karni hai to tumhe roj ammi ko 10 kg. atta dena hoga or abbu ki car main roj 5 ltr petrol dalwana hoga.

B/F:  Acha behan chalta hun, Ammi Abbu ko Salam Kehna

Ghajini Effect: "A boy opens tiffin box on Road" Why?

. . . . he wnted 2 check dat

he was gng 2 school r coming back.

good one 

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A BOY TO GIRL : HEY WHT IS UR NAME

GIRL: AMITABH BACHAN KO DHAKKKA MARO

BOY: MEANS

GIRL:  PUSH-PAA