Daru ki vjah se barbaad sharabi ne kasam li aur daru ki khali bottles fekne laga

Pehli phek kar bole: Teri vajah se meri nokri chali gayee

Dusri phek ke bola: teri vajah se mera ghar bika

Tisri phek ke bola : Teri vajah se mera yaar chala gya

Chothhi Uthai to vo bhari huyee nikli to bola: Tu side main hoja is main tera koi

                                                               kasur nahi

Sante nu madam ne puchhya: Aisa kon sa janwar h jo kutte jaisa h par chalta teen pairon (tango) par h

Santa : Madam g, Langda Kutta

Amli di wife amli nu kehndi: Uthho g,tuhadi jaan gud morning kehndi a

Amli: Saliye cha le ke aa, nai tan vekhi kutt kiven paindi a

ek ladki ladka dekhne jati hai  ladke ke ghar main jane se pehli rab se dua karti h

he rabba, ya ta sass changi hove nai tan photo diwar te tangi hove

Good work Sunil....

Great start of the day with your jokes !!!

parkash singh badal and sukhbir badal on the mother's day 

sukhbir said - baapu ji ajj mother day si te main ta apni maa nu yaad hi nahi keeta

parkash singh badal -koi gall ni puttar punjab ch jado v light jandi hai saare teri maa nu hi yaad karde ne 

sukhbir - bappu ji ohh kive?

jdo light jandi hai koi ehh tori kehde ne k light chlee gaye 

punjab de loki ta ehi kehde ne allo fer margi badel di maa......

Welcome KULJEET g

Modern Krishan To Radha:

Main hun Krishan Kanahiya, Tu h Radhika Gori,

Main KItes ka Hritik Tu Barbara Mori,

Radha: - Jyada line mat mar chup hoja,

Kiyon ki...................

>-I HATE LOVE STORY-<

Difference Between Love Marriage & Arrange Marriage.

Love Marriage Fast Food wangu hundi h, swadi mirch masale wali dish jisnu khan to baad pet kharab hon de chances jyada hunde ne.

Arrrange Marriage Langer de parshad wangu hundi a jis vich chaunde hoye v koi nuks nai kad sakde, shardha te majburi te j pet kharab hoya tan kehnde chalo rabb nu eho manjoor c

BUS CH BAUT BHID C K CONDUCTOR AVAJAN MAR REHA C : BAI, PEHLA LADIES NU CHAD JAAN DEO

EK BUDI AAYEE TE KEHNDI: PUT PEHLAN MAINU CHAD LEN DE, LADIES TAN BAD CH V AA JAN GIYAN

sante de munde nu schoolo kutt paye ......

ohda munda ghar ronda ronda aya 

santa . ki hoyea  puttar 

munda . master ne kuteya 

santa . kyon kuteya 

munda . master ne mainu pucheya k 3+3 kinne hunde ne

santa  . fer tu ki keha 

munda . main keha 6 

santa . fer kuteya kahto

munda . master fer kehda ki 2+4 kinne hunde  ne

santa . kanjra ohh v ta 6 hi hunde ne

munda main v ta ehh hi keha si.....................................