SANTA WAS DRINKING SOUP IN A RETAURENT:

BOY:- SANTA G TUHADE SOUP CH MAKHI PAYEE A

SANTA : BAI DIL VADDA HONA CHAHIDA A, MAKHI NE KINA KU SOUP PEE LAINA A

santa ekk vaar kudi nu propose karan gaya 

santa darling main taire naal viah karuna chauda ha 

girl - but santa ji main 24 salla di ha te tussi 23 saal de ho 

santa - fikker not darling main tere naal next year viah karvavaga

next year main 24 saal da ho jaana e.............................

teacher: samundar main nimbu ka pad laga a nimbu kaise todo ge

student: g, chidiya ban ke

teach.: Chidiya tera peo banayega

Stu: Samundar ch nimbu teri maa layee gi

Santa Banta di fighting ho rahi si.

Santa: Tere dimag vich gobar bharya hoya hai.

Banta: Tahi te tu 2 ghante to chatti ja reha hain.

SANTA  anpne munde nu bhoota di kahani suna reha si

sante da munda apne papa nu puchan laga papa papa 

je meri mami nu bhootni chambad gayi ta tusi ki karoge?

santa : Mein ki karna a beta, eh bhena da aapsi mamla a.

BANTA TO SANTA: YAAR, TUN SCHOOL AANA KIYON CHHADTA

SANTA: YAR MERE DADDY KEHNDE NE EK HI JAGAH VARI VARI JAAN NAL IZZAT GHAT JANDI A

Santa Sydney di ik beach te leta hoya c. Suddenly a man comes and asked: Are u relaxing.

Santa: No I am Santa. 2-3 more men asked him the same question.

Irritated Santa got up & started walking. He saw a man lying on a chair. Santa ask him are u relaxing? He said: yes.

Santa slapped him & said: tu ithe baitha hai te loki tainu uthe labh rahe ne.

Santa: Kal sada kutta khooh vich gir gaya
te jor jor di chhekan maran lag pya.

Banta: Hun oh kiven hai?

Santa: Theek hi houga, ajj khooh  vichon
koi cheek nahi sunai diti.

Pati apni patni nu : kl main ek horror DVD vekhi jinde ch ek chudal kade mere agge c kade mere pichhe ho jandi c te kade mere naal hi turn lag paindi c

patni : kehri DVD c

Pati : Apne viah di

Santa da dil non veg khan nu karda hai.

Oh hotel vich ja ke chicken order karda hai.

Waiter: French chicken or Spanish chicken?

Santa: Jehra marji lai aa yaar, mein kehra ohde nal gallan karnian ne.